Happy Chinese New Year!

Insider: “You know what they’re hiding at Area 51?”

Richard Dolan: “What”

Insider: “Trillions and trillions of dollars.”

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take…